Hell or High Water Tiki

Behind an unmarked door on Walnut sits a haunted gay-pirate-ship tiki bar where a shimmering phallic 'Disco Dick' presides over a pink leopard-print epoxy bar top. The front room, the Glory Hole, is its own scene: free pool, a confessional-inspired photo booth, and quick-pour drinks like a Pina Colada cut with coconut Gatorade. The skulls-and-nautical decor hides a lot of phallic Easter eggs if you look. It moved here from downtown in 2026 and most people walk right past it.

The move: Start in the Glory Hole front room with a round of pool and a shot, take a couple of cursed photos in the confessional booth, then move into the back tiki den for tropical drinks and a hunt for all the hidden phallic decor.

📍 RiNo (River North Art District)
💸 $$
⚡ Big night
🌗 Indoors

Where: 3542 Walnut St, Denver (RiNo); enter through the front room known as the Glory Hole; former Millers & Rossi space

Hours: Evenings/nights; confirm current hours via Yelp/OpenTable or hellorhighwatertiki.com before going, as it recently relocated.

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Verified 2026-06-07.